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God’s right hand man and son. He is a handsome, kind , caring , and a strong lover boy. He also has a heart of a lion and a hard working man providing for his family and friends. Always makes his friends his number 1 priority. He will also make sure that you’re okay and doing well throughout the day. Though his weaknesses are what makes him struggle, always falling in love at first sight and easily being attached to his lover. Girls never appreciate him but he soon makes them realize it’s their lost. He has the strongest dick game in the history of mankind so if you ever have one in your life, keep him.
Girl: Do you see that guy over there? He’s cute.

Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
Girl: I always needed a Jesus in my life😍
Jesus by Contrabando De lo Dioses November 23, 2021
The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.
Jesus by Ilovelovesm November 23, 2021
Jesus has a big cock
Jesus by anonymous November 23, 2021
Jesus is a mf with a big ass dick and is very good at hooping he is also a very good friend he is very funny and very chill to be with he is also one of the realist people you’ll know.
Jesus is a goat
Jesus by Astro2Goated November 23, 2021
Has a huge cock, and have the girls madly in love with him. He never gets upset and loves to watch porn. He’s a caring loving man who needs love and affection. Who’s daddy? Jesus is.
Jesus by Chaddychat22 November 23, 2021
A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
Someone-Why haven’t you done this?

Jesus- bitch mind your own business.
Jesus by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021