jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it

you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast

by allie14 August 17, 2011

jelly and day

Jelly and Day are a lesbian couple that share their every day lives on Youtube.

"In my free time, I enjoy watching Jelly and Day on Youtube."

by omgshelbz May 29, 2016

Swelly jelly

Dick lube

I gave him a jar of swelly jelly last night

by Dhrbrbsijdnfj February 14, 2015

miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.

"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"

by iddles July 12, 2012

jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Toe Jelly

The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies

She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.

by dbeastly1 April 19, 2017