Surrey Jack

By definition, a Surrey Jack is a typical Indo-Canadian individual who tends to show his or her heritage to the fullest. This includes, frequently drinking 'Crown Royal' (alcohol), and 'polishing it off' (meaning to completely finish the bottle). Also including the various term: BRO, PAJI, and the mispronunciation of the word Fucking, with FUCKIN-UH, also to call each other PANCHOD'S! (sister fucker). Surrey Jacks can usually be found anywhere in the city of Surrey. Putting a CD on your rear view mirror is a common way to spot a Surrey Jack on the road. Another main way is to listen for loud Punjabi music playing. The more modern Surrey Jacks can be spotted on foot, usually wearing clothing such as: Puma, Lacoste (usually not real), tight jeans, blue contacts, ballerina shoes, and most seen, a jacket with fur on the hood. It is a rare thing to see a Surrey Jack alone, being that they tend to usually travel in packs. This means that Surrey Jacks tend to travel with their closest Indo-Canadian friends (known as their 'Bro's') and possibly their cousins. Another way to spot a Surrey Jack is to invite one Indo-Canadian to a party and watch how many people come with him or her, refer to the last point to know that they travel in packs. Another common trait of a Surrey Jacks is taking pictures. The most popular pose is to throw up both hand and make sure to stick out your two main fingers (middle and pointer) in the air and make a face that is best described as lips completely out and squeezed with your eyes completely open with a angry type of feel. Speech is another thing to look for in a Surrey Jack, being that they tend to switch between languages (Punjabi/Hindi and English). The Vancouver Canucks are the stand-out sports team for the typical Surrey Jack, while the Calgary Flames, the Edmonton Oilers and the Colorado Avalanche appear to be the enemy, even though a lot of the Surrey Jacks wear those teams jerseys. 'Parking Lot Pimpin' is another common scene that Surrey Jacks, meaning to listen to Indo-Canadian music at extremely high volumes and dancing around with the Surrey Jack dance moves, as well as yelling 'BALLE!' and 'OI!'.

Man after the party, Sonal took us to a McDonald’s parking lot and played some Brown music, man she’s a typical Surrey Jack.

Shit! Alaa called one brown guy to the party and he brought like 30 Surrey Jacks with him!

by Ray Kumar March 26, 2007

samurai jack

a super awsome show about a samurai named jack who get sent into the future by a magic skinny black guy named aku. Jacks goal in the show is to find a portal in which to return to the past and defeat aku. Even though he finds a portal in almost every episode he never manages to return,thus giving the creators the ability to make a season finale at any givin time without anybody seeing it coming.The last episode actually ends up being the prolouge to the first episode when jacks father gets the magic sword from the gods and defeats aku and locks him up for a few years.

"Gee I really wish i could see if samurai jack ever makes it back to the past."

by wesdoggg December 4, 2009

Swagga Jacka

A person who steals someone elses swagger or style, ideas, jokes, or flow.

50 Cent is a swagga jacka because he steals Tupac's rhymes.

by Hollywood17 August 4, 2007

Samurai Jack

A no-anime cartoon that takes place in Japan,when a boy named Jack,and his hometown is destroyed,he grows up,and get a magic sword which can be used to defeat Aku(means evil or demon in Japanese),he must defeat Aku to go back into the past and undo the future as Aku

Samurai Jack is an awesome cartoon

by Mo October 17, 2004

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.

Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021

solo rubber jack

The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.

Who needs a tube sock or a paper towel when you can solo rubber jack.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008