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linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
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Julia mal

Wants to be a rockstar in the future and live in Spain or Switzerland
Julia mal: I wanna be a rockstar

Julia Malisz: that’s awesome
by Julia malisz November 26, 2020
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Julia Cool

Its very beautiful Ukrainian girl . She has big brain , but sometimes does strange things , like dancing Gangnam Style.
Smbdy: Hi , did u see this girl ? She is Julia Cool!

Me: Yeah , u r right , but i dont really like Gangnam Style
by JuliaCoolTypicalFan November 23, 2021
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Julia Richardson

a small sharp-pointed tool for punching holes in leather or fabric
Giving pirate style with a Julia Richardson or a sharp pointed tool.
by sexysamsamwhatthepankackes January 3, 2011
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Pulling a Julia

The act of taking our your senile grandmother and her shotgun when she is shooting at you because she thinks mongooses are attacking.
Ben: Did you see what Becca did to her grandmother last night?
Amy: Yeah, she totally was pulling a julia.
by Mongooselover83 September 23, 2011
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Julia Machado

A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
by The anonymous 3 November 5, 2017
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mike and julia

When these two names are combined, the Most Amazing thing will happen! There will be love at First Sight! There will be a bond formed that will be indestructible. Once they are connected, No one will ever be able to separate them. The Love created will be second to none! There will be a constant need for an explanation of experiences that will never be defined! There will be a bond of caring for each other that will come as natural as the sun setting. There will be a level of intimacy that will not be able to be measured. When you add these names together, it will be described as two puzzle pieces connecting as a perfect fit. Their bodies will connect as one as if they were made for each other. It will create an unbreakable bond! If you dare to EVER separate them, it will be like the most powerful magnet know to mankind and immediately return to each other. No matter what, they will always find their way back together!! When these two names are connected and you are an outsider looking in, then you will be a witness to the most amazing thing ever experienced in your life. It will make you question your life and wonder if you could ever experience such love . You will have a front row seat to the most defined “True Love” you have ever seen. You will be so jealous of what they have, that you will be questioning your own life for eternity.
Once these two names are connected, the whole world will stop and take notice to the most breathtaking relationship ever created!!!!
Mike and Julia together are the definition of True Love.
by Soulmates#6975 March 22, 2021
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