Jesus fly

That one fly generally in the house, that no matter how hard you smack it with the fly swatter seems to live (and fly away)
What the hell! I thought I just killed that fly!! It must be a Jesus fly..!!
by jalama oma September 13, 2013
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Jesus Town

Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.
Wilson: You ever coming back to Weston?

Albert: Forget that shit! I'm not going back to Jesus Town.
by DDFR February 15, 2011
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Jesus Breath

having bad breath after consumption of the body of Christ, Communion, church bread, etc.
I really need a stick of gum, I have some rancid Jesus Breath.
by THEOREOKING December 25, 2009
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Brooklyn Jesus

Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Brroklyn's Jesus was one of the greatest M.C of all time.He is known as the Brooklyn's Jesus because he was Brooklyn's savior. Meaning he brought back the east coast, New York's hip hop.
The Brooklyn Jesus is the best M.C of all time.
by PrinceKush March 01, 2017
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Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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by da jesus

A Newfoundland saying, often said when one is becoming stressed out or annoyed.
"By da jesus! Dat car almost rear ended me!"
by Marzocchi66 November 10, 2007
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Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.
An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.
by PoliceBeat January 15, 2012
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