Jesus fly

That one fly generally in the house, that no matter how hard you smack it with the fly swatter seems to live (and fly away)
What the hell! I thought I just killed that fly!! It must be a Jesus fly..!!
by jalama oma September 13, 2013
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Brooklyn Jesus

Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Brroklyn's Jesus was one of the greatest M.C of all time.He is known as the Brooklyn's Jesus because he was Brooklyn's savior. Meaning he brought back the east coast, New York's hip hop.
The Brooklyn Jesus is the best M.C of all time.
by PrinceKush March 01, 2017
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Jesus Town

Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.
Wilson: You ever coming back to Weston?

Albert: Forget that shit! I'm not going back to Jesus Town.
by DDFR February 15, 2011
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Jesus Breath

having bad breath after consumption of the body of Christ, Communion, church bread, etc.
I really need a stick of gum, I have some rancid Jesus Breath.
by THEOREOKING December 25, 2009
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jesus zipper

Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).
The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."
by Rattleshark December 08, 2016
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binge Jesus

When you decide to spend your morning, afternoon, or weekend watching The Chosen. When you look forward to the next episode of The Chosen and what will be revealed to you; Watching The Chosen over and over again because it is such a blessing; knowing you will see something new that you did not see the previous time. Becoming so familiar with The Chosen that reciting their lines becomes a game you play with your friends and family. Sharing The Chosen with every person you know and asking them to share it with every person they know and so on and so on...
I am so excited to binge Jesus today with the watch party we set up. The Chosen is such a great show that I now binge Jesus at least once a week.
by Jesus Super Freak July 25, 2021
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Jesus Jitters

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.
Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!
by rak5877 July 14, 2009
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