Italian fart

When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.

The baby was stinky after the moms Italian fart.

by hayyou19995 June 5, 2016

italian job

the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage

I would love an Italian job from Tony.

by K Gas October 19, 2003

Italian Wedding

A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.

Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!

by K. Curtains November 12, 2010

Italian Stallion

me

Bitches call me the Italian Stallion cuz I'm hung like a horse and they ride me all night!

by Nate June 6, 2003

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016

italian twinkie

When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.

Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner

by Yuhboi1 February 6, 2019