A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.
*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*
Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."
Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"
Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"
Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"
Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"
*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*
Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."
Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"
Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."
Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"
Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"
Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"
Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"
*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*
Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."
Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"
by Luke "THE TRUTH" W. November 16, 2010
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Person1: Hey lets have sex.
Person2: How much do you want?
Person1: Just let me download some music from your Itunes acount.
Person2: No way you sick Ipod Whore!
Person2: How much do you want?
Person1: Just let me download some music from your Itunes acount.
Person2: No way you sick Ipod Whore!
by Darioples September 15, 2006
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by Some Stupid Moron December 13, 2008
Get the IPoopedInYourMailbox mug.An Ipodjob is a sexual act in which your girlfriend watches porn on your Ipod while giving you a blowjob and describes what she is watching, mostly with your cock still in her mouth.
"My girlfriend gave me an Ipodjob last night but I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Guess her mom never taught her to talk with her mouth full!"
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Get the IpodJob mug.An iPod is a financial black hole, designed to combat the problem of money becoming concentrated around individual people. Them iPod works via the capitalist interaction, which can be thought of as one of the five fundamental interactions (along with the gravity, strong, electromagnetic and weak interactions). The iPod absorbs money from entities possessing large amounts of it, and slowly emits the energy contained in the money as molecular vibrations. During this process, the energy contained in the battery power of the iPod is also emitted as molecular vibrations, and when this reaches zero, the functionality of the iPod disappears.
The field strength per dollar of an iPod is given by the following equation:
Field strength per dollar = - iPod capacity / (4 * pi * permittivity of free space * (distance between iPod and money)^2)
where iPod capacity is measured in gibibytes, and distance in metres.
The field strength per dollar of an iPod is given by the following equation:
Field strength per dollar = - iPod capacity / (4 * pi * permittivity of free space * (distance between iPod and money)^2)
where iPod capacity is measured in gibibytes, and distance in metres.
Little Johnny has $40. His wallet is 1 metre away from an iPod. The iPod has a capacity of 40 GiB. Using the formula, Little Johnny's money is subjected to a force of magnitude approximately 10^13 Newtons by the iPod. No wonder he wouldn't shut up asking for one.
by The dude in Zelda that wears green January 3, 2007
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1.)It does because people who wants an iPod would drool over someone elses iPod, not knowing that there are better mp3 player out there in this world.
2.)Doesn't exist beacuse people who are smart would know that there are other mp3 players that are cheaper and better than an iPod/Nano. See bullshit
1.)It does because people who wants an iPod would drool over someone elses iPod, not knowing that there are better mp3 player out there in this world.
2.)Doesn't exist beacuse people who are smart would know that there are other mp3 players that are cheaper and better than an iPod/Nano. See bullshit
1.)
Some Person: *drrols over someone's iPod*
Me: There are better and cheaper players out there you know.
2.)
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Me: No, you shut the fuck up you iSheep. Realize that there are other mp3 players out there which are better than your iPod.
Boy: OK
Me: Uggggh, iSheep....
Some Person: *drrols over someone's iPod*
Me: There are better and cheaper players out there you know.
2.)
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Me: No, you shut the fuck up you iSheep. Realize that there are other mp3 players out there which are better than your iPod.
Boy: OK
Me: Uggggh, iSheep....
by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
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