Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.

I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.

by slicknes1977 November 3, 2010

howyewdewin'

Howyewdewin' is a colloquial way of saying How are You Doing?. It is used predominately in the northeastern United States, mostly around New York, New Jersey and parts of Philadelphia. The term gained nationwide popularity from the TV Sit-Com, "Friends". Character "Joey", used the term to greet his "Friends"

You see somebody from back on the block, you say "Howyewdewin'?" Now, current tradition dictates that the only correct answer to "Howyewdewin'" is "No, Howyewdewin'?". This can escalate a few levels. The conversation can continue to go back in forth in proportion to the stubborness of both parties. The only thing that can de-escalate and render it inert, is a hug

by Tommy Two Times June 30, 2006

Howdy sites

Sites like facebook and twitter where all people say is howdy, or lets talk about me. Self indulging sites where the object of the game is to collect as many people as possible, sort of like collecting baseball cards.

I meet her while I was checking out Jills collection of friends on one of her Howdy sites.

by artlight21 July 1, 2010

Howdy Dookie

The act of an individual inconspicuously inserting his or her hand into the clothing of another man or woman in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into the rectum and followed by inward and outward movement. The movement is continued as the recipient interacts with others in the social gathering.

After dinner, Bruce's mother barley kept from fainting when she removed the tablecloth, revealing Stephen's feces coated finger as it was swiftly pulled from Bruce's rectum after they were caught performing a Howdy Dookie.

by Snatch(Beer30) May 9, 2011

Howard York

a super cool teacher

Yo, man, you just pulled a howard york! !

by xoxoboiii September 16, 2016

homayoopoor

Homayoopoor is a pretty individual who can be a snake and say stuff that's not true sometimes and trys gets u in trouble

Like she's a right homayoopoor

by Sian slabs November 30, 2016

Howard

Someone that is gorgeous beyond compare to anyone you'll ever meet but be careful because he isn't one to have serious relationship. He's a badboy and usually has hazel eyes and brown or black hair. Even if he says some things that don't make sense sometimes you'll still love him anyway. You will love him no matter what even if he makes you upset. Howard is very romantic

Howard made me so mad when he did that but I still love him anyway

by Princessty April 9, 2017