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heavily hootered

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.
John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!
by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008
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hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin
Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?
by Amy January 18, 2005
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LOCAL HOOKER

Although many explorers and fishermen had sailed our waters in the
1500s, Bartholemew Gosnold is credited with the “European discovery
of New England decades later. He named this great coast “Cape Cod” and
made note in his logbooks about the plentiful “codfyshes” which “pestered”
his ship.
Fishing has always figured prominently in our history and fortunes. The fate of
Cape Cod has always been linked to the sea. For centuries the local men in
search of a livelihood have turned to the waters around Cape Cod.
These fishermen are also known as “hookers”…
Local Hooker is: Anyone who fishes using a line and a hook.
by LOCAL HOOKER July 8, 2007
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Hooters

my girlfriends hooters are huge
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Eskimo Hooker

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.
Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.
by cdins November 19, 2007
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metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.
by FoD July 16, 2004
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Hoomer

A homie boomer. A boomer that you can actually relate to but still has boomer tendencies.
Person A: The teacher is such a boomer!
Person B: No what are you talking about? He’s the homie! A Hoomer!
by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020
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