A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.
Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022
Get the Hooper Hogmug. by Konali July 27, 2023
Get the Piss Hogmug. by Boogabear April 10, 2011
Get the Hog Slayermug. by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018
Get the Food Hogmug. "Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016
Get the hog tailingmug. The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.
by Roganoid December 25, 2020
Get the Hog Noggin'mug. by B1g d1ck April 13, 2018
Get the Loot hogmug.