Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.
Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 18, 2007
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have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.
man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks
by Vincentw00t September 23, 2005
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do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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They don't have maps

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)
Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps
by hung up October 16, 2007
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having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.
Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 10, 2007
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Have you ever

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.
"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)
by Sophie DP September 02, 2007
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The Army You Have

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.
"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004
by Tom Anderson December 10, 2004
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