by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)
Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?
Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps
Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps
by hung up October 31, 2007

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 25, 2007

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.
by Sophie DP September 11, 2007

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.
"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004
by Tom Anderson December 9, 2004

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.
by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006
