Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von

Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.

by Marco MF David August 13, 2022

Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!

by Nasty McPhee January 13, 2011

izzy harding

The hottest girl ever she is just too good.

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.

by oscaroscar April 3, 2021

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

by A Dibb March 28, 2019

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

by IHitChildren March 7, 2017