average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.

Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

cock handle

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!

Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)

by grace loftus August 11, 2006

2 handed twister

only for men with big dicks and girl uses two hands and twists in opposite directions up and down the shaft.

i used the 2 handed twister to make him bust a nut

by dicklicker69 October 26, 2008

Handle your candle

To handle your business

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009

Ride the Handlebars

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".

Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.

by TheBrassMan33 November 2, 2011