Gianni

Gianni is THAT GUY. Gianni is a god amongst men, he is the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, a TRUE definition of a Giga Chad. A whopping 8'9 feet, his sexy jawline is a perfect 116 degrees, his uncontrollable charisma makes him constantly drown in poon and woman, more money then you will ever make in your pathetic lifetime, fucking ripped and shredded out of his mind, if his chiseled manly hunk of a body were to be ever shown to a mere mortal like you, your eyes would melt from the inside out from looking at such perfection He literally shines glistering gold, his aura makes anyone drop to their knees and pray. Any woman that looks in his direction, she would immediately orgasm out of control and fall into a deep obsession. Its even worse for the men, knowing that the superior man of all men, literally walks amongst them. Every guy on Earth is a soy boy compared to this man. Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? Wrong, she just never met sexy Gianni. Oh you think your rich? Wrong, he owns your house, city, state, country, and the whole globe. Oh you're breathing air. Wrong, he let you breath, be grateful. He is Jesus himself. Everyone loves him. If you didn't understand that all, W man

Guy 1: I swear, I saw God last night, just walking on the street like a normal guy!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!

by TheRealGianni August 14, 2022

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Gianna Samai

Gianna samai is an entity known for being the most light skin African American you’ll ever meet, it’s been told that if you say Samai 3 times into a two sided mirror she'll leap through the mirror, attacking you like she’s on some Tarzan type shit.

“I recently summoned a spider monkey looking bitch named Gianna Samai from my two sided mirror”

by Childxchanger August 23, 2022

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Ganne

ganne, also known as gande is a sami, or northern norway word used to curse someone, or wish bad luck upon them. it comes from sapmi culture and their traditions with magic. It means almost the same as manifesting. you can ganne someone else, or yourself. this is typically a negative things, and ganning is thought to have negative impacts on your karma. many people use it in conversation to discourage hoping for someones demise, or worrying about yourself.

Example 1:
Guy1: Ugh, i feel sick, i think i might be coming down with a cold
Guy2: you mustn't ganne that on yourself

Example 2:
Guy1: ugh i can't stand that bitch, i hope she chokes to death.
Guy2: You shouldn't ganne other people
*girl chokes to death*
Guy2: that's gonna have a bad impact on your karma

by Moiks September 9, 2022

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