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Gianni

Gianni is THAT GUY. Gianni is a god amongst men, he is the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, a TRUE definition of a Giga Chad. A whopping 8'9 feet, his sexy jawline is a perfect 116 degrees, his uncontrollable charisma makes him constantly drown in poon and woman, more money then you will ever make in your pathetic lifetime, fucking ripped and shredded out of his mind, if his chiseled manly hunk of a body were to be ever shown to a mere mortal like you, your eyes would melt from the inside out from looking at such perfection He literally shines glistering gold, his aura makes anyone drop to their knees and pray. Any woman that looks in his direction, she would immediately orgasm out of control and fall into a deep obsession. Its even worse for the men, knowing that the superior man of all men, literally walks amongst them. Every guy on Earth is a soy boy compared to this man. Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? Wrong, she just never met sexy Gianni. Oh you think your rich? Wrong, he owns your house, city, state, country, and the whole globe. Oh you're breathing air. Wrong, he let you breath, be grateful. He is Jesus himself. Everyone loves him. If you didn't understand that all, W man

Guy 1: I swear, I saw God last night, just walking on the street like a normal guy!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!

by TheRealGianni August 15, 2022