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portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."
by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016
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burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent
That meathead is such a burrito Guido
by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017
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grumpy Guido

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.
by g#UNIT September 28, 2017
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eric gildehaus

A major simp (and he has a girlfriend)
person 1: she is so hot
Person 2: dude you have a girlfriend

Person 1: i know that doesn't mean i can't have a mistress

Person 2: you're and Eric Gildehaus
by The spongebob squarpants May 29, 2020
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by thebear424 September 8, 2020
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Kpop guides discord server

Kpop guides is a popular server among Kpop fans. It is the best server ever plus it has wonderful people like mel, aeri, go, itzel and a lot more.
Mel: OMG i love my server so much!
Go: whats the name of it?
Mel: Kpop guides discord server.
by Gothequeenofaerisheart May 10, 2021
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.


Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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