green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

by okkretardd November 16, 2018

Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019

Green Velvet

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

by squashmanjoshman10 March 9, 2019

green club penguin

a literal chad. everybody wants to fuck them. they typically work in the pizza plaza. a common nickname is a sex machine

i just fucked a green club penguin, it had such a juicy rooster

by ChiefTheChad April 28, 2021

Green Hill High School

A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.

I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.

by mommyc September 23, 2021