greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.

by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy Grizzly

When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.

She suffered a Greasy Grizzly when he got home off the road.

by Grizz265 February 23, 2023

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.

The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.

by Hockey junky May 17, 2018

Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O July 18, 2016

greasy little pinky

An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am

"You greasy little pinky" said the boy to his german teacher.

by Candy October 2, 2003