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Lavander Goon

To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.
Stupid troll...
Was he hurtful?
So much he is such a Lavander Goon.
by Pen15ish December 30, 2010
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CoD Goon

CoD Goon Kod goon
Noun
1. A person who plays Call of Duty and will not let anyone else use their account in fear of their kill/death ratio getting screwed up.
2. Someone who spends at least 10 hours a day playing Call of Duty.
"Birdman, the CoD Goon, wouldnt let me use his xbox live account because he was worried his kill/death ratio would go down".

"I told bird he should come to our hookers and drugs party but he would rather stay home and play Cod.. what a CoD Goon."
by Tipperian Terror April 9, 2014
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night goon

Something worn to bed, like a night dress or dressing gown. This is a slang Glaswegian word
Is my night goon dry? I want to wear it to bed
by T dog June 16, 2016
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These are a group of lovably insane people known to me as the goon group. Can usually be found slouching around portsmouth college. Have a tendency to hunt in packs, but the female members usually tend to visit the toilets in pairs or more.
HeY! its the pc goon group!
by eggzo April 13, 2005
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goon

1. A clumsy nitwit.
2. A thug.
1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!
by W.Z. September 25, 2007
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Goon baller

A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+
John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
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Goon

A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.
Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.
by theman2525300 August 22, 2011
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