Keleo's Golden Rule

I'm so happy rn
Good weather, being happy. That's the three things you need in life
-Dj Keleo

gay ass arno: do you know Keleo's Golden Rule?
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy

by solsos April 20, 2022

golden bidet

When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.

The golden bidet is a wonderful feelin

by Woernley August 18, 2006

golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Goldenboy

being your boss's favorite for no reason

"Why'd he get that sweet route? Cause that little bitch is the goldenboy."

by WebsterLong July 13, 2015

golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

Golden

Late night meeting with an older lady in the bar, being a little drunk, and having sex in the restroom making it a great night.

2 references to Golden - older lady and great night!

I met Kathy at mid night in Alibi after a couple of beers and the night became golden!

by Seabasszim August 26, 2011