goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 4, 2018

Monty gator

A hot alligator animatronic

“Monty Gator is so hot”

by MontgomeryGatorsBoyFriend January 21, 2022

Go Fuck A Goat

Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.

"Yo man, lets chill!"
"Why don't you go fuck a goat instead."

by Poor Raped Goat July 29, 2008

goatass

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

Flying Goat

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

by Darkz November 16, 2006

gator balls

A set of unusually large low hanging testicles that touch the water when seated on a toilet. dragon nuts

My gator balls were hanging in the toilet water, so I lifted them out whilst I took a dump.

by bighammer67 August 5, 2010

Goat Boat

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010