A whored out commercial holiday, about buying gifts for people and making big corporations happen. Reason leads us to believe some point in time it might have meant something else.
–interjection
1.
(an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like): I Just won the lottery, Giftyballs!
2.
to gain an enthusiastic response from; thrill.
–noun
3.
an extraordinary success: That gig was giftyballs.
4.
excitement, interest, great pleasure, or the like: that night with the hookers and coke was giftyballs
When something happens that is so amazing it beggars belief - You think you've drank the last beer in house but it turns out that your girlfriend has passed out before she opened her last beverage, which you then find - Giftyballs
A person who trades, buys, or sells gift cards. This exchange occurs to either obtain a differentcard through trades, receiving cash for a retail gift card, or simply receiving a discount through a purchase. Typically, these consumers, customers, or business persons are all looking to ultimately gain in the exchange of gift cards.
giftcarder, giftcarders, discount gift cards, cheap gift cards,
Gifts that are usually grandiose scams, intangible by nature, replete with certificates of "authenticity," and cannot be tracked or verified, but are given to impress the recipient because of their implied grandeur.
Lars: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a tree in the Amazon forest named especially for her, for Christmas, and a star in a galaxy that now bears her name. Cool huh?
You" Oh, great---another batch of your unverifiable gifts, Lars.