giftmas

A whored out commercial holiday, about buying gifts for people and making big corporations happen. Reason leads us to believe some point in time it might have meant something else.

The 25th of December is giftmas day.

by Jase December 11, 2003

Giftyballs

–interjection
1.
(an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like): I Just won the lottery, Giftyballs!

2.
to gain an enthusiastic response from; thrill.
–noun
3.
an extraordinary success: That gig was giftyballs.
4.
excitement, interest, great pleasure, or the like: that night with the hookers and coke was giftyballs

When something happens that is so amazing it beggars belief - You think you've drank the last beer in house but it turns out that your girlfriend has passed out before she opened her last beverage, which you then find - Giftyballs

by DonkDonkDonk August 5, 2010

giftcarder

A person who trades, buys, or sells gift cards. This exchange occurs to either obtain a different card through trades, receiving cash for a retail gift card, or simply receiving a discount through a purchase. Typically, these consumers, customers, or business persons are all looking to ultimately gain in the exchange of gift cards.

giftcarder, giftcarders, discount gift cards, cheap gift cards,

by giftcarder November 8, 2009

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

unverifiable gifts

Gifts that are usually grandiose scams, intangible by nature, replete with certificates of "authenticity," and cannot be tracked or verified, but are given to impress the recipient because of their implied grandeur.

Lars: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a tree in the Amazon forest named especially for her, for Christmas, and a star in a galaxy that now bears her name. Cool huh?

You" Oh, great---another batch of your unverifiable gifts, Lars.

by Janword June 1, 2010

re-re-gifting

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.

Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?

by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008