Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020

truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.

You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.

by Agencylament December 14, 2020

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

unmanned gear

An Unmanned Gear (UG) is a piece of weaponry seen throughout the Metal Gear franchise (examples: Dwarf Gekko, Gekko, Raptor, GRAD and that’s all I can think of)

Guy: Hey have you seen the new Unmanned Gears of MGRR, the Dwarf Gekkos are back
Guy2: yeah

by ValentineFloofer July 20, 2022

gear wishing

The act of trying to shift to a higher gear while driving even though you are already in your highest gear. Usually happens to 4 cylender drivers.

Passanger "why do you keep trying to shift over?"

Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"

by spotofmocha July 30, 2011

Wild Bit Of Gear

one whom does an action that is quite crass, out-of-the-ordinary, looked down upon, or humerous behind their back.

that chick is a wild bit of gear.

by zachdontlikeit September 10, 2010