Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 16, 2012

whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman

To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"

by Tim Branson April 27, 2008

Lindo Guido

A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido

Damn i want that Lindo Guido
OMG that lindo guido is so sexy

Aye wassup Lindo Guido(;

by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

guidette

an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.

"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.

by tightpussy0 November 24, 2009

guidette

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

by sandrabxgurl December 14, 2003

Guadalupe

When you eat so much Mexican food you have blowout diahrreah. Sounds like gotta poopie.

Man that burrito is coming back to haunt me. I Guadalupe!

by DangerRuss August 29, 2014