Gabe

Gabe is very bad math and is a nerd

Girl: Hey is Gabe failing math

Boy: yes he is very bad at math

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

Gabe

A dickhead. Thinks he’s funny but nobody laughs at his jokes, everyone hates him, doesn’t say a thing in person but practically cyber bullies people. Ugliest guy u will ever meet, racist, homophobic and overall just a rude person. Even tho he doesn’t say anything he still changes the mood of whoever’s around them and he makes everyone just wanna kill him. He gets no bitches and has mood swings at the most random times, thinks the world revolves around him as he is just an attention seeking asshole.

person 1: oh look it’s gabe

person 2: ewww it’s gabe

person 1: ye i hate him he called me a fat bitch

by maxwell smithhhhhh July 22, 2022

Gabe

A stupid, reckless heartbreaking freak.

"Gabe broke up with me... :( "
"Girlie, Gabe was not worth it."

by beefbastard August 2, 2022

Gabe

Gotta big dick, pull out game strong, has no hoes, smokes 24/7😂 👳🏿 ♀️Boom💥

Your such a gabe

by Hector1013 May 7, 2017

Gabe Day

Holiday celebrated every November 14th .

I can’t wait to celebrate Gabe Day

by GabeDayvicepresident November 17, 2021

gabe

loves vanessa

gabe : i love vanessa
vanessa : omg i love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by vqnessalvsgabe November 12, 2023

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019