Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 26, 2023

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mrs. funk

the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.

"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"

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Busses-Funks are just like floppy puppies that run up all excited and ready to play.

You're puppy is so adorable! Does it always bussel-funk??

by cmg310 December 20, 2016

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When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 06, 2017

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When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

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A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 17, 2023

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Funking is when two or more people have sex while listening to funky music

My boyfriend and I funked last night we love funking

by Depressed tator tot February 07, 2019

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