Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007
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Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.
Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
by JAbedtime July 26, 2023
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Smoke Funk

Smoking some smelly, sticky, buds
Dude pass me some funk so we can smoke funk.
by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010
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Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.
by Lo Fo Sho February 22, 2010
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dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.
You’re acting like a dew funk
by Dew funk November 17, 2023
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Funking

Funking is when two or more people have sex while listening to funky music
My boyfriend and I funked last night we love funking
by Depressed tator tot February 07, 2019
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Sick in the funk

When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.
Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!
by Duck from the gunclub May 30, 2018
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