Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

by Guzzi October 23, 2014

fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

Fucktard Land

The island of which fucktardians originated; Geographically located near Australia.

1. You fucking fucktard go back to Fucktard Land.

2. BOB SAGET!

by Bob Cosby July 25, 2010

Holy Fucktards

Jesus' army

The Holy fucktards marched to war with dicks in their hands.

by eric nyhuz May 25, 2004

fucktard

A person who sprains a part of their body as a result of assanine handstands.

That girl is such a fucktard, she fell doing a handstand the other day and now she's on crutches.

by Palmingo April 22, 2006

Tking Fucktard

A faggot on a game that TK's (teamkills) all of the team

Often annoying, can be resolved by kickprmbanning that player

(mostly accociated with plaers whos name is "Player")

***AutoFire Sequece engaged
***Target locked
<rookie> No thats not a target thats church
<church> Yea buddy its me chuch!
***Firing main Cannon
<rookie> oops
<curch> Son of a (explodes)
<some dude>Hey you killed church you Tking Fucktard!!

by MediaRocker December 20, 2004

Fucktard Foobard

Anything that is not the way it is supposed to be or is not goin together like it is supposed to or a or gay person

That person is fucktard foobard

by Redneck Terminology December 20, 2016