monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

Big Foot-A

noun
Humanoid creature, believed to be female, that wanders the streets late at night while heavily intoxicated. Is believed to be related to the world renown Big Foot and her cry can be heard from miles away.

...she turned in to Big Foot-A around 3 this morning, and we didn't find her till 4!!!

by runs with dogs May 21, 2012

Bats Foot

The crease in your trousers reveling your boner or normal penis.

"Jesus Christ, check out him hes got a major bats foot in those trousers"

by Jacob_you know who November 2, 2011

That was my foot

A usually annoying common usage for those who get their feet, hands and/or other bodily parts injured by another person. But, the real controversy is if it was their foot, then whose is it now? But, if you look upon the other side of this controversy, you can see that perhaps the that-was-my-footer is saying what the other person injured. The choice is up to your usage!

Hey! That was my leg!
Hey! That was my foot !

by LSDfreak April 26, 2011

foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.

Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."

by CrAzYsHiT May 2, 2012

foot-fucked

To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.

Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.

Other: O ya?

Connie: I had nightmares.

by korektphool May 6, 2008

tuna foot

the act of jammin' a foot up one's vaginal openning. This act has to be done to a smelly vagina, and helps to block the odor and jucies from escaping the vaginal core.

HAVE FUN!!!

"I gave that bitch Mary a tuna foot last night, and it totally kept the stench in da hoe!"

by Jaci and Ellie April 10, 2008