A brutal game. It's not about skill, it's about who wants it more. Football is a rough, intense, and vicious sport. Most people can't take it, but if you do, you'll be a chickmagnet. Sorry soccer players.
Girl 1 - Do you like Jack?
Girl 2 - No! He's a wimpy soccer player. I like real men who play football, like Mike.
Girl 2 - No! He's a wimpy soccer player. I like real men who play football, like Mike.
by Lilliam January 11, 2008
Get the football mug.One of the least skill needed sports to ever be created. It involves no endurance, mentality, or physical strength. Sure you have to tackle 300 pound guys and throw a ball 100s of yards but cmon , if you actually try then anyone could do it. Just get on steriods like all the pros do. Maybe football would be better if they players weren't afraid of getting hurt and didn't have to wear so much padding. compared to soccer, football is like playing nerf with a 6 year old.
A football player tackles a guy to the ground with full body padding. A soccer player gets slammed to the ground with nothing but shin guards.
now tell me which is harder.
now tell me which is harder.
by Elmo2012 January 14, 2010
Get the Football mug.Related Words
by AF49 December 6, 2003
Get the arena football mug.A pussied-out, dumbed down version of the sport rugby. Where you can be the biggest fatass in the world and still play. The players on the field are basically 250 lb pawns of the coach. Do the players do any real thinking besides remembering/memorizing which plays are which? Nope. Many asshugging football players like to bash soccer as a sport which requires no skill. Sadly this is not true, but it does require not being a fatass so its a good thing they don't play anyway.
Fact: fags play football
Fact: fags play football
Sorry, I forgot how much skill and manliness there is in tackling each other for 5 hours. But of course not straight. Play only goes on for about 10 seconds at a time, at most, before a break so the fatasses can catch their breath.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
by masrecio May 29, 2009
Get the American Football mug.one of the most un-athletic sports in the world. its stop and go, which means you don't have to be in shape. football consists the fattest players in sports. in the majority of high schools it is a non-cut sport. it also has the biggest meat heads that take steroids and don't give a fuck about their life.
by bballrunner11 August 29, 2010
Get the football mug.A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.
Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
Get the Australian rules football mug.The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.
Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.
Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.
Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover
by euphoniumshadow19 December 22, 2008
Get the football hangover mug.