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flexing a pop

Be back in minute just flexing a pop.

Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.

Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
by HeavySoss December 7, 2019
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Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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classic flex

Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.

Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.

It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.

It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
by Kekmaker May 29, 2019
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Flex

When someone is flaunting, bragging. You see a lot of celebrities do that and probably rude girls in school. If someone does this often enough they’re a flexor
Becky: Well, yesterday my Dad bought me a yacht and bought me a car, it was a Lamborghini
John: Becky stop flexing,no one likes flexors
by Personbehindscreen5 June 20, 2019
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doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
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flex dynamite

He's the gayest person you will know
by youtuber12321 September 30, 2019
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Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming
STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING
by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019
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