thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Foaming Fergie

When you take a bottle of any form of sparkling wine, uncork it, then put it in someone’s bum. You then shake the bottle as vigorously as possible, forcing the wine aggressively through their digestive tract, casing them to foam at the mouth.

Vinny wanted to have a crazy night out so I gave him a foaming fergie while we had pre-drinks.

by dberothehero May 19, 2025

hazel the flarg

Robes gurl she lofes robe so much!!! She is an sexy strag

"Hazel the flarg" likes Dicks sporting good with out the sporting goods! She is a cute looking strag.

by Stroggler December 25, 2013

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Doing A Ferg

A Ferg is when you get that rat arsed you not longer have the ability to see or show emotion.

OMG he’s drank way too much. He’s doing a Ferg!

by Rekcil Esra December 1, 2023

Blimp G Ferguson

A nickname for a superful useful guy whose helpful until you actually need him. Aka an actually fucking clown.

Bro Jackson is literally Blimp G Ferguson the way he's working on this group project.

Yeah what a fucking clown.

by Lobsterlawyer December 4, 2023

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson has a massive penis that is approximently 8-14 inches on average (But he has cerebral palsy).

by AdonisWillis August 18, 2024