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Definitions by dberothehero

Foaming Fergie 

When you take a bottle of any form of sparkling wine, uncork it, then put it in someone’s bum. You then shake the bottle as vigorously as possible, forcing the wine aggressively through their digestive tract, casing them to foam at the mouth.
Vinny wanted to have a crazy night out so I gave him a foaming fergie while we had pre-drinks.

Mud Thruster 

When your friend hops on your back buck naked, then you bend over and push their arm (the throttle) forward. Once this happens they let out a solid and aggressive stream of diarrhea and become your mud thruster.
Holy shit, Dave just strapped on his mud thruster, he's primed for takeoff!
Mud Thruster by dberothehero May 16, 2023