February 25

It’s fuck your mans day!
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Fuck your mans day!
by ITSOKTOWANTTOO October 15, 2019
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february 14

valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love!
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open

fields
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world

girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
by asiangirl7 January 25, 2010
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February 2

If u born on this day u lonely as hell go get some friends
Happy birthdayi say to myself in the mirror. I love February 2 :’(
by Alethecrackhead October 17, 2019
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february 10th

national kill your friend day
person 1: WHY WOULD YOU KILL GIANNA!!??!
person 2: it was february 10th tho...
by swagsistersarah February 03, 2020
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February 16th

If the person born on this day is named Larry, then you should give him a blowjob immediately. What are you waiting for?
Person 1: Hey Larry when is your birthday?
Larry: February 16th.
Person: Oh shoot I gotta give you a blowjob now.
by Not.Larry October 18, 2019
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february 15th

hey it’s february 15th i appreciate you for being a good arm rest
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February 2

It’s February 2 which this is another day for the boy friend to give his girlfriend a hoodie day
February 2 hoodie day
by Loopsie February 02, 2022
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