Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gravedog February 2, 2010

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

fail

1. to get a grade below the minimum passing grade in school.
2. To drain your bar completely in DDR and lose.
3. Means same thing as sucks.

I failed a math test. Oh crap I'll going to fail the song1 This really fails hard.

by 5'11"racer October 13, 2006

fail

fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.

"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."

by snoobo September 7, 2007

Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

by World Owner January 14, 2009

epic fail

Uncomparable failure at something

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank.

'Man that was an epic fail'

'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.

by boris929 December 22, 2008

Fail

a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.

asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"

by Glenn Tenis May 10, 2009