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Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.
Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."
by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023
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Fiddlelump

A dance move where you bend one leg, stick the other leg straight at a 90 degree angle, elbow the lifted up leg with the opposite hand from the leg, lean forward a little and turn your upper body to the lifted up leg side, lift your other arm behind you and put it in a backwards “L” shape with your knuckles facing the floor, then to switch to the opposite side with the opposite side of your limbs. (When you lift up your leg, kinda kick it up.)
Person 1: What in the hell kind if dance move is (Person 2) doing?

Person 3: He’s doing the Fiddlelump.

Person 2: (Fiddlelumping)
by i8poop February 28, 2023
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Fuddle

The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.

There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.

This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.

I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”

“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
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fiddlediggle

the act of waking up immediately masturbating and aiming the jizz into ur hair to then use as hair gel for the day
danister: how did you get your hair to look like that?
lilipus: just fiddlediggle
by danisterrrrrr October 27, 2022
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Fiddlesticks Main

A Fiddlesticks Main is a person who mains the champion Fiddlesticks in League of Legends.
Most of them have severe trust issues due to the sheer amount of false skin leaks and false promises from Riot Games.
It's worth noting that they usually don't play any other champion in the game.
Person 1: Oh, so you are a Fiddlesticks Main?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Leona skin?
Person 2: mentally breaks down
by Karma Greif November 6, 2022
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fiddlewomp

someone who squeezes poo in toes
Lozzle is a fiddlewomp
by tlllllop April 9, 2023
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fiddlewitted

An adjective for somebody who cannot comprehend what just happened; greatly surprised or confused. This term likely derives itself from the offensive stereotype that people who play or listen to fiddles, mostly country or folk artists and fans, aren't very smart. With that, it can also mean that the person this word describes is stupid.
With the awful things the speaker said, the entire audience, including ourselves, were fiddlewitted.
by Bob Cooper Jr. July 17, 2023
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