doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot February 04, 2016

taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 05, 2009

Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 05, 2021

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020

takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

by keys&peas April 14, 2009

Leo tax

Hourly taxes put in place to finance the boardroom of The Leo.

If I don't pay my Leo tax, I'll get fired.

by Leo Anger May 03, 2006

FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

by Simmaniac January 13, 2021