real time

In person instead of online

I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.

by Frisco Stories August 18, 2008

real programmer

some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa...and MAYBE Assembly if he's feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the "new" stuff like IDE, and newer languages...

google "Story of Mel" and "real programmer" for more info ;)

(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program I wrote in Visual Basic

real programmer: Visual Basic? back in the day we didn't have crap like that, in fact.. back in '71, I wrote the beta-version of pong, using Machine Code...

some new guy: Machine Code? ye whatevah, I wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in VB some dayz ago.. beat that

by Jonathan. May 04, 2006

are you real?

A way of asking someone if they're being serious, generally in an insulting manner. Equivalent to asking "Are you serious?" in response to a stupid question.

Simpleton: Dude, wanna go run through the cacti?
Dude: Are you real?

by Jacci O October 21, 2007

Real Madrid

As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.

Go Real Madrid!

by 25IMF June 24, 2019

The Real World

A sucky show on mtv.

Did you see the "the real world" last night? No, that show sucks.

by Dj Nude June 07, 2006

the real O.C.

Oakland County Michigan. One of the richest counties the U.S. I mean we have like so much money its ridiculous. Ironically a very short drive from Detroit, MI. some of the richest cites are Bloomfield Hills, Troy, Rochester Hills and so on. It is also mixed with quaint little towns in North Oakland County such as Clarkston (Where Kid Rock REALLY CAME FROM NOT DETROIT as most people think)Holly(where I'm from), Orton ville etc. Also where many other famous people come from even though they say they are from Detroit. Also we have a whole bunch of l "drama" which pisses me off.

I live in Oakland County so I have a whole bunch of money, and my head is about to explode from all the whores and "drama" This is definitely the real O.C.

by a liitle sanity in the stupidity October 31, 2007

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004