Fake Love

No. 2 Tracklist of Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' and It has RIAA Certificate as well as DNA and MIC Drop (feat. Desiigner) Steve Aoki Remix

Jimin: I'm so sick of this Fake Love.
Jin: I'm so sorry but its Fake Love.

by ARMYnism August 15, 2018

Fake Break

Fake break:- time away with your spouse and children under the age of 7, where you spend time in swimming pools, petting farms and zoos but do not get any personal time to relax

I asked Chris if he had a good time on holiday: he replied he was away with his wife and kids and so it was a "Fake Break

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

fake tan

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

by querky June 17, 2015

Fake-up

another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.

Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.

by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005

fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

by L. Keen September 22, 2003

fake talker

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).

Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.

by FNJACK and FNART June 14, 2007

Fake goth

Any goth who went goth because they wanted to be different, then started listening to screamo bands and shit to attempt this. Opposed to a real goth, who went goth because they like the style and music. Must be educated.

That is a fake goth. Observe the screamo. Observe them saying "I'm way different from all of you."

by Um... Pseudonym. January 17, 2011