Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003

False Face

A false face is a motha fucka who lies all the time and sometimes doesn't even know it, but you can see it in their face.

"So, the other day Dr. Sharp showed up to Calculus class and was starring at me the whole time and I was like telling Dr. Crist to tell him to stop looking so Dr. Crist said... "Dr. Sharp... please take a look at FALSE FACE'S vaginal area!"

by Queen Kernal August 2, 2008

False.I.D.ology

The science that studies all aspects of false I.D.s and how to make them. I.D.s have been made more complex in an effort to make them harder to copy but this has only lead to the formation of the science of False.I.D.ology. Those who make false I.D.s say that it takes money but once a business in it is established it brings in a lot of money.
It is a branch on crimeology.

John is studying false.I.D.ology.

by Deep blue 2012 February 8, 2010

Falph!

Fat Ralph

Ben: Yo Falph! Get over here and watch me play tug o' dump beh!

by clav2011 May 30, 2011

false

a statement/person that is stupid.

Man,you false.

by sky May 9, 2003

Falker

term used to describe facebook stalkers. You know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying 'do i know you?' and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. Where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they're really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.

Man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

Faley

A young girl who dresses, or attempts to look like Haley Williams from the band Paramore. a "fake-haley."

i.e. Dying your hair orange, getting a huge fucking gap in your teeth.

Dave: That bitches hair was insane.
Jenn: What color was it?
Dave: Orange
Jenn: She musta been a Faley.

by Jumpin' Jack October 6, 2008