Ethan

An incredible arsehole, and also a dickhead. Also known to make love in tents.

"Quit being an Ethan you douche."

by abagoforanges January 11, 2013

Ethan

A name for a really annoying person, who likes video games and is a guy, who thinks he is cooler than he really is.

Man, that guy was such and Ethan, he annoyed me like crazy, he thinks he is cooler than he really is.

by HaybayPie August 26, 2015

Ethan

bully

Fuck Ethan

by finter360 January 15, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the biggest cunt on this earth, if you see a wild ethan, catch him with a pokeball and throw him into the sea. He is the biggest cunt alive and a huge piece of shit in general.

Oh shit, that's an Ethan! Fucking Run!

by potatoes have toes May 9, 2018

Ethan

Everyone wants to be Ethan. Girls are constantly all over him. Ethan came from Africa, only blacks have his name no whites , but it's whatever

Everyone wants to be Ethan

by Ethan Ganard March 14, 2017

Ethan

The term Ethan describes a kid who is so fat that he has his own orbit. This bloke is proud of having sex with a small ugly un-australian chode. He also prides himself on his weight even though he is obese by 92 billion kilos. You would normally see Ethan scaring children because he has the face of a ballsack dipped in honey and set on fire. Ethan and Peter do rock paper scissors to see who gets to rub Frankies big tits first. The female gender usually fuck themselves with plyers after visioning an Ethan.

Josaphine: Oh fuck. Look down.
Prudence: Why? Whats up.
Josaphine: Is an Ethan.
Prudence: Where I don't see any..... AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josaphine: Oh Shit,
Prudence: Oi do you have any Plyers?

by Gouchehairs October 22, 2011

ethan

A talented juggler who can juggle balls while having a dick in his mouth.

Ethan is juggles that fat hairy dudes balls while having his penis in his mouth.

by Spicy Kosher Pickle September 7, 2010