full english

the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.

makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

Full English

The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.

I woke up and gave that bitch a full english

by Misc07 August 22, 2007

Full English

Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth

Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!

by AJ February 25, 2005

European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.

Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise

by James Xuan July 29, 2009

English Bacon

Terribly cooked bacon.

Oh god this tastes like English Bacon

by ThisJustDidntHappen August 24, 2011

ol' english

street name for a molotov coktail

Last nite we used some ol' english to burn down the house

by macdizzle 25 January 25, 2007

english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 08, 2013