Emotional accountant

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.

Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.

by bluejay24 August 23, 2010

emotainment

noun. amusement generated by the ridiculous statements made by emo people.

Emo Guy posts: "I'm alone again. Ever wish you could tell someone you love them but hate yourself so much you can't? Time to cut myself again."

Facebook friends: "Wow, that is some prime emotainment right there. What an idiot. LOL."

by dr me September 15, 2010

emotionaly sluty

When you reveal too much too quickly to a new guy/girl friend.

I told kevin everything about my ex-boyfriend on our first date, when I told this to sarah she said I was being emotionaly sluty.

by Cookie Gal June 1, 2011

Emotional Wrectitude

After or during a relationship upheaval, the realization that one's judgement about said relationship might be incorrect or flawed. Usually results in a good deal of whining and bitching about said relationship.

I kinda feel bad about her Emotional Wrectitude, but she needs to get over that shit and move on. I mean, damn.

by dramamamastudio June 7, 2011

Emotional Energy

Our bursts of Love, Passion, and Anger. When we let loose these emotions, others can latch onto them and use them against us.

Damn, my emotional energy was completely drained by the time Vanessa and I had finished talking; it's like she seemed happier by the time our conversation ended, but I left even sadder than I had been before she and I spoke. Perhaps she's a psychic vampire; I need a nap.

by shawshankd September 23, 2016

emotionally fluid

Similar to advanced schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage but much more gentler and needy.

Worker: Get back to work!

Co-worker: Stop yelling at me. I’m emotionally fluid right now.

Worker: Keep it down!

by JoDLC November 1, 2017

over emotional self absorbed cunt bag

The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.

When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "

by fagglepufflover69 July 18, 2016