To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
Get the elevator expressmug. Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.
by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018
Get the The Trey Way Expressmug. (Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
Get the Ride the Pineapple Expressmug. by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
Get the pine apple expressmug. When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
Get the Hong Kong Expressmug. Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
Get the Softcock expressmug.