Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.

Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!

by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011

Dr. Flame

A Super Smash Bros. player who claims that Roy is a secret top tier.

Bart: Roy is actually top tier.
Jenna: Bart stop being a Dr. Flame!

by Anonymous_User_1K February 10, 2018

Dr Duckling

A floating duck who floats in people's pools he turns into jake jr when you put a phillies cap on him. He protects the diving board.

I love dr duckling

by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014

Dr. L

A dumbass that always loses. This man will lose 101% percent of the time. Everyday for him is another L. Doesn't finish stuff either, making him even more of a loser.

Scenario #1-
Person A: Look at Dr. L passing by.

Scenario #2-
Person A: See that guy over there?
Person B: Yep. He is such a Dr. L.

by Medical Technician July 20, 2020

Dr. Perrone

Dr. Perrone is the Human Services and Psychology Department Chair at a small private college in Leesburg, FL. Dr. Perrone is known to be a really encouraging, inspiring, motivating, and understanding professor unlike most professors at this college. He’s popular around campus and all the students wish that they had him. He teaches Positive Psychology, Human Services Leadership and Management, Methods of Social Research, and Human Services/Psychology Capstone. He’s a really chill and laid back professor who makes his classes fun and no stressful. He’s always there for his students and cares about their well-being and academically.

I’m not even in Human Services but I still heard of Dr. Perrone!

by sassydiva134 May 14, 2023

dr/dc

Didn't read...didn't care. Started reading something and realized I didn't give a shit and stopped.

Famous author started to explain a plot point in his novel and I quickly got bored and stopped reading. DR/DC

by EpicureanJim September 23, 2016

Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021