douche wrangler

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

by disco hickman September 30, 2006

douche pose

The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.

Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose

by dantheman111794 June 30, 2009

double douche

1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.

1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.

by CJF June 4, 2005

douche canoe

An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.

Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.

Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!

by Steve's Buddy Tim October 26, 2015

douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

by natedog2010 July 5, 2009

Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010

douche toss

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.

Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?

by MM Rawr October 24, 2009