DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Doom

An extremely christian game where you murder monsters from hell,great fun!

"God, can one play doom"
god: "ah yes, the most christian game of course"

by yesistakenbysomeoneidkwhy May 24, 2022

Sphincter of Doom

Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.

Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter"

Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"

Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."

Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"

Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"

Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"

by Nickeatworld March 1, 2009

Doom

Based chad

Doom is a based mf

by Doomerism January 18, 2021

Doomed Yaoi

The Arthur Rimbaud x Paul Verlaine ship from the manga series Bungo Stray Dogs, commonly referred to as Rimlaine, as showcased in the light novel Stormbringer

"That French doomed yaoi got me fucked up tbh"

by Swin_dler March 17, 2024

Doom

An awesome PG game for the family. Non violent and totally awesome,wholesome, family fun for parents and kids alike!

Dude 1: did you get doom eternal yet?

Dude 2: I'm playing it with my granny later on man!

by Xxx_DOOMSLAYER_xxX December 8, 2020

I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023