I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
by Steve Monty May 24, 2007
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don't judge me

Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.

It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.

Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
by IAreGirl September 12, 2009
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Don't BUTTFUCK Me!

01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes

02.) a solid win over an opponent

03.) an obvious lie
01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."

02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."

03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"
by Brooklyn Mint October 20, 2011
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Urban Dictionary DON'Ts

1. DON'T make definitions with a neutral point of view.
2. DON'T make definitions that are not sexually-related.

Please follow these 2 to the letter and you won't be flamed by definitions on Urban Dictionary. /sarcasm
Urban Dictionary DON'TS Examples:

1:

DON'T: blah is something that many people hate, but some others like.

DO: blah is shit.

2:

DON'T: blah is a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say.

DO: blah is the act of ejaculating while fucking one hundred women and eating tacos.
by Bommster July 17, 2009
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Noun
1. Brit., informal for being stupid or gullible about what a person is telling you.

2. U.S., Losing your identity in a co-dependent relationship.
1. She's so full of bullshit mate.

No no its not like that, I can trust her.

Mate, "Don't mug yourself"

2. She says she likes artsy guys.

Do you think your an artsy guy?

I like art; Yeah I could be an artsy guy I guess.

Ugh, Don't mug yourself.
by Zombilly July 26, 2010
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don't spray it, say it

something u say to someone who spits while he talks, especially if he sprays/spits on u while he is talking to u....
if someone spits too much while u talk, then say "Don't spray it, SAY it"
by blthrskt December 29, 2005
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Fast Don't Lie

Phrase, popularized by Slim Chin, AKA Ken Jeong, and frequently proven by Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose. Shouted during break-away dunks, by Sportscenter anchors during touchdown runs, and by kids on basketball courts, street races and hot dog eating contests.
You get his shoe, you get fast too! Fast Don't Lie
by adidasBasketball November 22, 2010
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